Just add conjunctions
Lately I've been thinking: Just adding more coincidental "ands" can frequently make a description absurd and funny.
I could elaborate, but the example I have in mind doesn't work for that, so I won't. A good example I think would have to be something where the reader has the context to put together many/all of the ands, which could make any given example not very readable... I bet there is still a good example to be found, but I don't care to look right now.